Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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