I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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