Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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