she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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