So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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