Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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