Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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