My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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