i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
do nipples grow back?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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