I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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