whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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