Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
third nipple confirmed
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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