David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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