My pussy is not your playground.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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