What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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