grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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