Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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