My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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