when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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