So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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