Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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