we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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