Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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