what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
