You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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