He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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