he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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