I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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