I feel great
I just peed on a car
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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