let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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