Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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