Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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