The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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