I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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