hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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