Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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