I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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