i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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