Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Randomize
