fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
a search helicopter?!
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
