theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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