escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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