Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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