that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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