I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I checked into jail on foursquare
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We're not piercing ourselves today.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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