I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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