Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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