HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
as a side note pls kill me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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