this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
