The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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