I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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