using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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