If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I did not marry a roomba.
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