Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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