Duck Duck Cougar?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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