You can't motorboat a personality
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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