I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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