"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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