Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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