you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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