I am in a vortex of obligation.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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